just wait till the kid goes to school
Right. So Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay's lead singer, Chris Martin, have just had a baby girl.Her first name is Apple.
Well, at least they get points for creativity.
Martin: 'My wife's macrobiotic diet has gone to her head. But our next child will indeed be named Watermelon.'
Pssst. I think Mango is more exotic.