born lippy
Let Muse share a thought with you all. Muse has many strange theories, and she reckons that most of them have probably already been scientifically proven in reputable scientific journals somewhere in, say, Pittsburgh. Theories such as how the fingers indicate how much money one spends, how eating seaweed makes one's hair lovely and shiny, and how clams really do have- erm, reproduce. All very important things in science, really.One of these oh-so-astounding theories states that there is a positive, directly proportional relationship between lip size and horniness. You see, Muse has never come across a person with large, pillowy lips who didn't constantly want to shag. Although males always seem to want to participate in such activities, we shall make use of relativity here (another important scientific discovery) - males with thinner lips tend to be on one side of the spectrum, and, well, the fuller-lipped ones on the other. In Muse's experience, the worst offender was a male - whom Muse didn't know - with admittedly lovely, full lips who asked Muse which she'd prefer first: 'lunch, or a fuck' (both with him). Muse politely (well, she thought it was polite, but others may not have) declined both invitations. The friendliness of the drunken British male truly is legendary.
So you see - we have convincing evidence that those with full lips are more likely to want a shag for breakfast, brunch, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, dessert, and midnight snack, not to mention other unmentionable times during the day...and night...and...
(Following a schedule like that would most certainly present cardiac problems at some point, would it not?)
L'Esthete @ 23:03
